The Distracted Parent at the Parks
Recently on a trip to the Parks, I was waiting in line at Slinky Dog with the family. As we all know, the culmination of tired guests at the end […]
What’s In a Name?
For those who don’t know our story, back in 2009, Craig and I were on our nightly walk when we not only came up with the name “The Relocated Tourist”, […]
What I Haven’t Done in Disney World…The Rides Edition
Having lived here since 2011, people assume I have rode it all. Well, if you have been following me since back in the day, you know I am a bit […]
Controlled by the Numbers
I always wrestle with talking about this issue, but I feel like we have all been conditioned to it over the past decade and just maybe someone out there gets […]
After that First “Wow” is Gone
When you are on vacation here, everything has the “wow” factor. From the moment you step off the plane and onto Magical Express, you are taken into the land of […]
The Reality of Living Near the Fantasy…Part Five
The Tourists. Now most of us have tourists in our home towns (or have been them) because we are known for “something” famous that people want to visit. In WI […]
The Reality of Living Near the Fantasy…Part Three
The Theme Parks One of the first reasons we wanted to move to sunny Florida was to enjoy the Parks anytime we wanted too. The thought of having that freedom […]
The Relocated Tourist 